I hate Sunday afternoons as the tv programmes are boring and it happens to be so hot that you can't resist an afternoon nap and I don't usually go out on Sundays especially in the afternoon. A bright idea hit me after my afternoon nap and I decided to blog about women who always never fail to interest me. I have one million questions about them and I managed to zoom in on the 10 important questions which women and men need to know and I hope my Q and A will be of some insight to men to understand their female counterparts and likewise for the females to understand the complex machinery of a male brain.
1. Q: Why do females always take a longer time to dress up than their male counterparts?
A: Males around the world do not understand why does a female take so long to dress up as males take less than 45 mins(worse case scenarios) to dress up. I guess male grooming is all about wearing the right type of shirt, polishing your shoes(not gilat), shaving and styling the hair. However for females, it involves finding matching ear-rings, bangles, the right top to go along with the jeans or skirt combo and the right bag and the proper shoes. If the dress combo fails, the girl will be subject to stares and eyeballing from their female counterparts. Since the combo takes time, I suggest that females choose their combos the night before to avoid getting their boyfriend irritated for waiting. I hope it helps.
2. Q: Why do females generally like window-shopping?
A: Males have to tag along if their girlfriends go for shopping and even if it means the girl ends up buying nothing. I once heard that guys eat when they are happy and females window-shop to let out steam when they are stressed. Females I believe will envisage themselves in the clothes that they see in the clothes rack but the prices sometimes will put my female counterparts off. Another way to let off steam is by surfing online clothes catalogue and in that manner, females can spend quality time with their boyfriends in the future.
3. Q: Why do females have so many bags and accessories?
A: Each skirt, top, bangle, wristband and hairband are part of a combo and the combo will only be perfect if there are all the necessary accessories.
4. Q: Why do females love to talk for long hours?
A: Females love to gossip and their only connection with their female counterparts is gossip. If two females get together, gossip will certainly be on the menu and the more friends they have, the more the gossip and the longer the hours spent on the telephone. Females I believe do indulge in engage in intellectual conversations but that instances are very rare.
5. Q: Why do some females seek the I love you confirmation?
A: I read a Elton book and I realised that some females are very insecure in the first few months of the relationship and they need a confirmation of the love they seek by asking Do you love me? How much do you love me? questions to put their insecure mind at ease.
6. Q: Why do guys look at other girls even when they have girlfriends?
A: Females check out guys as well and I believe guys qualify for the privilege of looking at girls. It's eye-candy and it's free and I certainly don't want to miss anything controversial as my female counterparts want me to envy their clothes. Guys are not unfaithful if they check out other females and they are only unfaithful if they sleep around or double-time other females and the guy deserve a slap if he does either one of the stuff.
7. Q: Why are some guys obsessed with ass and breasts?
A: I once asked my army mate this question and he told me that the male kingdom is always curious about the female assests and the two assests are the only assests which defines a female and often stands out and therefore, our eyes unknowingly will fall upon those two areas. You can't blame a guy for casting or glancing at them if the female assests happen to be displayed openly or they appear to stand out. I have notices some females check out other females from head to toe and it's quite scary!!
Therefore, I hope my Q and A is not biased towards any sex group and it helps to clear up the mysteries of both sex and the misunderstandings. I welcome constructive criticism on my Q and A!!
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